If there’s one thing that orcish warcries have always needed, it’s most certainly harpsichord accompaniment, don’t you think?

The only thing worse than chains that won’t let you lie is the angel with all the unfortunate questions; try to keep the heresy to a minimum, for your own sake…

Raining cats and dogs almost sounds pleasant, in comparison…

It’s watching you, but just in a weird way, not an EVIL way, we promise…

Tons of monsters hunger for humanoid flesh, but only a truly special monster can help you hunger for humanoid flesh, too…

Just because he’s watching us… with big RED eyes… doesn’t mean he’s going to hurt us. …Right?

The only thing worse than being as hideous as a Squonk is knowing exactly how wrong your face is. And the acid tears running down its face certainly can’t help…

Simple murder is for simple life forms; for the more elevated monsters among you, dissection is the only truly distinguished option.