Golem Crafter

We’re long time fans of subclasses with friends. Now, unfortunately, this wizard’s friend isn’t a soup-like homogenate. However, it is still reliable, in that it has exactly one facial expression, at all times. No matter how tumultuous your relationship with your golem may become over the years, you can always depend on them to to be there, proudly (we think?) displaying a look of blank apathy.

Golem crafter, in the tradition of Abjurer somewhat, is a tank wizard, though this time by proxy; instead of the wizard putting themselves in jeopardy, their golem leaps in instead. As time goes on, the golem becomes protective not just actively but passively, keeping you safe just by being nearby. What a caring (maybe?) friend!

If you want to see all of our player and DM options all in one, easily searchable place, patrons of $7 or above on Patreon have access to Gelatinous Cubicles Employee Handbook, a compilation of everything we’ve released, updated monthly! And, if you have a new kind of friend you want us to let your next character have, let us know on Discord, and we’ll see about including it in one of our many upcoming projects. Stay tuned!