Squonk

I gotta be honest here, I’m kinda at a loss with this one. Usually, there’s something exciting to talk about with any new monster, but the Squonk? I don’t know what you want from me.

I mean, it’s so ugly.

How can I be expected to get hyped about the most hideous creature ever conceived by man or beast? And look, I get that it knows; it is here, and hasn’t stopped crying since it got here. The carpet will never be the same, mark my words.

If you still want to be a part of our Kickstarter knowing that this is in the book, you can contribute to Curious Cryptids until the 13th. At time of writing, we’re close to our third stretch goal, which will get you a fully original cryptid added to the final roster! One more guy to dilute the amount of Squonk in your book. And, if you want to help with the repairs our acid-soaked carpet will need, you can join our Patreon, and for sneak peeks of all sorts of upcoming projects, cryptid or otherwise, you can join our Discord.